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142. Why on Hay…

142. Why on Hay…
May 2015 saw me return to my favourite book-hunting reserve, the incredible Hay-on-Wye literature festival, (or, as one comedian present put it, book festival. When challenged that it was actually a literature festival, he asked: “What’s the difference?!” No response was forthcoming…)
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Hay is possibly the largest festival of its kind in the world, and the place I fly to from anywhere in the world to spend two weeks in May any year which doesn’t contain a World Cup.
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I returned to my role as a smiling, ticket-ripping, joke-cracking, child-entertaining, direction-giving, little-sleeping, yellow-jacketed volunteer, and this year I did it whilst camping in a nearby field, to save money on the scarce accommodation in this tiny Welsh village. I have barely camped since I was an 11-year-old boy scout, and was amazed at the new-fangled tents they have invented which turn from the size of a plate into a rain-proof cocoon with the flick of a wrist: it always took us Boy Scouts three hours, several broken tent poles (stop snickering at the back…), and the tents rarely lasted the night. Aaaaahh, technology…
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Anyway, enough reminiscing! This is about BOOKS, and this year’s festival saw me take in 56 events from my privileged position, (from authors to comedians, from actors to musicians from around the world), save hundreds of pounds in entrance fees, and then spend most of those saved pounds in the festival bookshop, (where my bill was surprisingly under £200, thanks to both a propensity for paperbacks this year, and a staff discount).
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2015 was a year of anniversaries, and we were treated to talks on Wellington’s victory over Napoleon at Waterloo (200 years ago this year); the Battle of Agincourt, (a six-century old confrontation between Britain and France which gave us Shakespeare’s ‘band of brothers’ and the famous British V-sign); and a guest appearance by one of the most important pieces of paper in world history, the eight-hundred-year-old Magna Carta, which restricted the powers of British Kings and was admired and adapted around the world, from France to the US Constitution.
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Old favourites are starting to become slightly too regular at Hay, (I was barely shaking when I met Stephen Fry again this year, and I’m starting to nod to journalist and book-machine Jon Ronson as if we’re old friends…although I’m pretty sure he is wondering why some strange guy keeps nodding at him), and the early days were just as much about the special events than the authors.
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Jude Law joining a host of actors to read from Unbound’s wonderful ‘Letters of Note‘ was a highlight, and I finally got to meet poet and comedian extraordinaire Tim Key, (aka Alan Partridge’s new sidekick), at a surreal last-minute comedy event which left the audience partly amused and mainly bemused).
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However, towards the end of the week came a day which could have been arranged just for me: after meeting Kazuo Ishiguro the day before, I had the joy of seeing two events each by two of my favourite authors, the ever-wonderful Neil Gaiman, (whom I later saw whilst invited briefly backstage to the Green Room and used my entire life-supply of willpower to not hassle: seriously, if you want to ask me to do anything, now is the time, I have zero willpower left), and my new Man Crush, David Mitchell.
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As if this wasn’t enough, Neil had brought along his heavily talented and equally heavily pregnant wife, Amanda Palmer, who was promoting her new book on ‘The Art Of Giving.‘ Her session featured several ukulele songs which actually brought me to tears not once but twice, first for its sadness, and in the very next song for its sheer joy.
(I almost cried again when I discovered after the talk that, not only was I sitting behind Mr.Gaiman, I had failed to realise that he was sitting next to Pink Floyd frontman David Gilmour. Mainly because I didn’t know what he looked like).
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Promoting his new book ‘The Bone Clocks,’ David Mitchell gave a fascinating talk in the face of a less-than probing interview, eyes lighting up as he gave the most stirring description of the beauty of language I have ever heard from a writer. His evening event, a midnight reading of an as-yet-unpublished ghost story, (now very much published, ‘Slade House‘), was so late that it gave me and some fellow volunteers (and fans) the chance to monopolise him at the after-event signing, (as we were the only ones who hung around for it).
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We got to reminisce about life in Japan, and my new friend Hannah caused such jealousy with the dedication he had written in her book that we invented a new sport: Competitive Signing, (much approved of by his agent), which saw me buying extra copies which the incredibly affable author was happy to inventively deface for me.
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Take that, Hannah, with your one-line dedication…
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From popular philosophy to sports psychology, ‘young adult‘ fiction to Nobel Prize-winning economics, yet again Hay gave me a reason to lie awake in a freezing field at 4am and to take all the abuse an entitled retired soldier can throw at me for allowing another line to enter a venue thirty seconds before his.
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And, of course, I will be back in 2016…
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Some things I learned, some quotes I heard, and some ideas I wrote down for you at this year’s Festival:
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British National Treasure, new hipster-beard-wearer and philosopher AC Grayling‘s advice for being a good teacher: “Nothing beats the combo of ignorance and enthusiasm!”
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80 people own the same wealth as half of the world, and 1% of the population will own half of the world’s wealth by 2016.
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Classic British girls’ magazine ‘Jackie’ was named after the hugely successful kids’ author Jacqueline Wilson, who was the youngest contributor to it when it was founded.
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Colm Toibín’s stunning short story ‘Mary‘ on the Virgin after the death of her son was originally a play, but when it ended after a few weeks he wanted it to be more permanent.
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Kazuo Ishiguro used to believe that authors peaked in their mid 40’s, the literature equivalent of a football player dropping back to midfield, putting their foot on the ball and pointing a lot. Now he’s older, though, he’s not sure he agrees with the thesis…
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An unforgettable line from Jude Law, during a reading of the war-time letters of lovers from ‘My Dear Bessie‘:  “Ooooooh, I wish I were a brassiere…”
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Author, comedian and political genius Sandy Toksvig’s father used to refer to literary editing as ‘filleting’!
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Toksvig again on the democratic origins of the USA, the Mayflower Compact, signed in 1620  by 41 men…on a boat of 110 people!!
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One more reminiscence from Sandy who informed an infatuated audience of 1,700 people that when at boarding school in Guildford, Surrey, students were allowed to go to the High Street everySaturday…but only to the left-hand side. No further details were provided…
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Rabbi Jonathan Sacks postulated that in Britain, we have removed nationalism as a relevant, acceptable sentiment since the wars, but not replaced it with anything, and hence religion has filled the vacuum. Who has managed to create a valid, modern British patriotism, he asks? Danny Boyle at the Olympic opening ceremony.
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In an early-morning, two-hour lecture on ‘Romeo and Juliet,’ I learned that the lovers share a sonnet in the scene when they first kiss: an alternating dance of lines entwining in poetry their sentiments, ending:
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Juliet: Saints do not move, though grant for prayers’ sake.
Romeo: Then move not, while my prayer’s effect I take…
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Alice in Wonderland,’ one of my all-time favourites, was revealed to be a story shot through with one of the obsessions of the Victorian times: classifications. “What are you?” Alice is asked so often.
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The same talk yielded this wonderful quote: “They kept a family newspaper, as so many Victorian children did…”
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Cedric Vilani, a real-life French version of Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka, informed his audience that acfordin tot he Wall Street Journal, in both 2009 and 2014 he worked in the number one job field in the world: mathematician.
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Neil Gaiman, promoting his gorgeous Sleeping Beauty sequel ‘The Sleeper And The Spindle,’ illustrated by Chris Riddell, brought the shocking news that not only was Cinderella originally a Chinese tale, (who else cared so much about foot size, as he points out?), it was only when it was imported to France that the original fur slipper, (made of ‘vair’), may have become glass (or ‘verre’).
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Resident comedian Marcus Brigstocke won my award for funniest and simultaneously most offensive comment of the Festival when he announced that “…Australia is just South Africa where the white people won… “
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Former Scottish leader Alex Salmond seemed relieved to be out of politics and to announce with brutal honesty, in response to a question of why British PM David Cameron gave in to so many of his referendum demands: “He’s no very bright… “
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(I also learned from this last day talk that in a referendum it is essential to be on the yes side:  people respond instinctively toto positivity, apparently. Although not quite enough to win Scotland independence.)
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Finally, one of my all-time favourite trivia facts was revealed by the clever elves behind BBC’s wonderful game show QI:  Noah’s ark didn’t actually contain two of all animals, but had seven of all clean (i.e. kosher) animals, and just two of the rest.
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If facts like that don’t make you want to join me next year, I am truly astonished that you made it to the end of this blog!
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36. Books Bought & Read, July 2012…

36. Books Bought & Read, July 2012…

Books Bought, July 2012

A Short History Of Wine,Rod Phillips

Westminster,” Malcolm Day

Shakespeare’s London,” Malcolm Day

Priceless,” Robert.K.Wittman

The Wicked Wit Of Winston Churchill,” ed. Dominique Enwright 

Suddenly, A Knock At The Door,” Etgar Keret

Alice In Wonderland/Alice’s Adventures Through The Looking Glass,” Lewis Carroll

Tim The Tiny Horse At Large,” Harry Hill

Take The Cannoli,” Sarah Vowell

Horrible Histories: Terrible Tudors,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Gorgeous Georgians,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Measly Middle Ages,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Barmy British Empire,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Cut-Throat Celts,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Smashing Saxons,” fishTerry Deary & Martin Brown

If You Prefer a Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One,” Stewart Lee

Only Revolutions,” Mark.Z.Danielowski

Mr.Gum: 8 book box set,” Andy Stanton

There’s Probably No God: an atheist’s guide to christmas,” ed.Adriane Sherin

Breakfast At The Wolseley,” A.A.Gill

 

Books Read, July 2012

Grantland No.2,” ed. McSweeney’s

Taking Chances,” John Haigh

The Football Men,” Simon Kuper

What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank,” Nathan Englander

Boris’s London,” Boris Johnson

Westminster,” Malcolm Day

Shakespeare’s London,” Malcolm Day

A Short History of Wine,” Rod Phillips

Proust and the Squid,” Maryanne Wolf

Suddenly, A Knock At The Door,” Etgar Keret

Take The Cannoli,” Sarah Vowell

Tim The Tiny Horse At Large,” Harry Hill

If You Prefer a Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One,” Stewart Lee

The Wicked Wit Of Winston Churchill,” ed. Dominique Enwright 

Breakfast At The Wolseley,” A.A.Gill

Horrible Histories: Gorgeous Georgians,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Measly Middle Ages,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Horrible Histories: Barmy British Empire,” Terry Deary & Martin Brown

Jerusalem,” Guy Delisle

 

Twenty books bought, nineteen read: at this rate, I’ll never catch up on all of the books I have to read, but it’s even worse than it first appears: one of those listed is a box-set of my favourite ‘kids’ book series, Mr.Gum, consisting of eight books, meaning this was really a 27-book month. Although I’ve already read three of them, and the same goes for the Alice books, which I couldn’t resist as I found them in a gorgeous edition, (I think this is the third Alice I now own).

So, we’ll call it a score draw for the month.

The most interesting feature of this month’s reading was probably that I had managed to get so many reviews written for some of the books in this blog: the Keret, the Vowell and the Wolf on short stories, American essays and the science of reading were all featured in recent posts, and one quarter of the quartet of comedy books I blogged a while ago was a tome by Stewart Lee, who I finally got around to seeing live in London, and subsequently picked up a signed book I hadn’t read for my best friend, who is a big fan of his. Seemed rude not to read it first, just to make sure he would enjoy it…

I discovered another fount of kids’ history books which I picked up, although I think I know all I need to about London history for my tours now, so I only actually read two of them. I topped them up with Mayor of London Boris Johnson’s amusing book on some of the figures who have made the capital what it is, (a copy picked up in Hay which, being signed, was not allowed to leave the hallowed confines of My Bedroom).

I think I’ll save the quotes for the next blog: for now, just know that I struggled through the wine history for far longer than I like to be reading a book for, (especially a book as dry, ironically, as this one); flew through the Grantland and short stories of Englander and Keret; finished off a soon-to-be blogged trio of football books with the excellent ‘Football Men’; and regressed with two comic books, the one a surreal tale of a sugar-lump sized horse by English comedian Harry Hill, and the other a fascinating look at the complications behind life as an ex-pat in Jerusalem by the world-roving Quebecois graphic novelist Guy Delisle. In case you were looking for something good to read this week…

 
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